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#ArekSuroboyo lek tukaran mesti ngomong “awas kon yo, delok’en molehmu” <– lapo? Ditraktir mangan ta?

#ArekSuroboyo Lek ngilokno uwong “wuih, wenak kon suarane arek iki, kok gak mbecak!”

#ArekSuroboyo sing lanang, lek ngamuk langsung ngomong –> “njaluk tak pancal’a ndasmu” Sepeda bek’e -_-

#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok wedok’an ayu, endel, langsung dikomen “mboook, mentolo tak gowo moleh ae” -_-‘

#ArekSuroboyo lek nyebut uaakeh –> “sak taek ndayak” koyok ngerti2o ae -_-

#ArekSuroboyo lek di sindir karo koncone, langsung ngomong “sakjane, kon iku ngenyek, ta ngetrek-etrek?!?”

#ArekSuroboyo lek ngomong, ngarepe biasane ditambahi huruf U.. –> uaaakeh, ueeendel, ueeenak, uaaasssuu kok -_-

#ArekSuroboyo Lek janjian ~ “wis teko ndi kon?” “wes nang dalan iki, diluk maneh” padahal sik nang oma.

#ArekSuroboyo lek mari di ilokno, langsung mbales “ndasmu, ndogmu, bapakmu, pokoke sing onok mu-mu ne.

#ArekSuroboyo Lek suwi gak ketemu konco, langsung ngomong “wah, si urip ta kon? Tak pikir wis 7 dinone”

#ArekSuroboyo Lek irunge gatel trus kudu wahing, munine —> Ha..ha..ha..hancookkk!!

#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok wong pamer “eh aku tuku mobil anyar iki” langsung dijawab “SOPO??.. SING TAKOK!”

#ArekSuroboyo senengane muring2 nggawe awalan ‘jam’.. >> Jamput, jambul, jambret, jambu, dst

#ArekSuroboyo Lek ndelok wedok ayu, langsung ngomong: “cuk, ayune, bpk’e sunat nangdi iku”

#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok wedok’an ayu langsung komentar “ojok mbuk gudo lho jon, wes tak kapling iku” -_-‘

#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok koncone ngomong gak jelas, langsung disauti “kon iku ngomong ta kemu?!?”

#ArekSuroboyo Lek ngomong, mesti dike’i akhiran A –> ndasmuA, matamuA, makmuA, mbokmuA..

#ArekSuroboyo Lek krungu koncone ngomong banter, langsung disauti “wuss sante ae jon, gak usa mbleyer..”

#ArekSuroboyo lek nyeluk koncone: jon, es, kang, boi. “Whoi jon, yo opo kabarmu” “boi, budal gowes yok”

#ArekSuroboyo Lek dicokot nyamuk “cuk, asu kok nyamuk iki!!”

Sumber: Soko konco ing BBM.